Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Boba time (part deux)

Lately, when I get the urge for a particular food I go online and look at its photo rather than actually eating it. This is not a form of self-control or dieting, but rather of pure laziness. So take a peek at what I found, today, when I googled "boba." It's Boba Fett's boot! And the hilarious part is that the bounty hunter's footwear is featured at pimpinshoes.com


I prefer my boba in a glass!

Penn & LaBeouf at Coachella

Despite the fact it reaches 100 bajillion degrees in April, the Coachella Festival went on at full force in Palm Springs, California, last weekend. The three day event has become a magnet for celebrities and paparazzi. Last year Scarlett Johannsen sang with the Jesus and Mary Chain, and this year Sean Penn made an appearance while Shia LaBeouf soaked in the sun on the grass.

Penn took the stage at Coachella calling for volunteers to ride with him from Palm Springs to New Orleans to protest the war and build houses for the homeless.

"Um, hello, boss? Yes, I'm going to be out for the next week riding upon a bio-diesel bus with actor Sean Penn, building houses for the homeless. If you need me, I can be reached on my cell in New Orleans. Thanks!"

Photo courtesy of Ohlalamag

Sunday, April 27, 2008

Cute guys in hunting caps

On one of the coldest nights this very winter, a group of us were bundling up to run from a sushi restaurant to the nearby Ordway Theater. Sunny made the funny comment, "This is the moment when we all morph into teenagers, since Asians look so young when we put on hats." As 33 year-old Willy Santos shows, it's true!

The best part about "Harold & Kumar 2"

Ajumma saw Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay last night and assures you it sucked. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle became a hit because people loved the two average characters who just wanted to get to their favorite restaurant when mishaps ensued. They encountered people we all have known like extreme wannabe jocks, nerdy Asian students, and potheads lacking short term memory. In H&K2 the guys are jumping out of airplanes, partying at a mansion in Miami, and smoking weed with President Bush. Plus, in H&K2 their girlfriends both looked like models. Real? I think not. Bring back Cindy Kim!

Anyway, the best part about H&K2 was definitely the preview of Seth Rogen and James Franco's new comedy, Pineapple Express. Watch it here!

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Yeti Power!

"Yeti" is part of a series by artist Nate Wragg, courtesy of Nucleus Gallery in Alhambra, CA.

Razor Ramon takes on Japanese kids

In one of my favorite clips, Razor Ramon chats up Japanese children about food they hate to eat.

Mos Def and Milo for Nixon

Nixon Watches now has new photos of team members Mos Def and Milo Ventimiglia on their site.



Milo looks awfully sharp in his suit.

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

News of the day: Animals screwed

This morning my wheelchair-bound mother (with whom I'm staying while my dad attends a conference in the cities) subjected me to the Today show. Some old rowdy woman in Florida found a 5-foot alligator tromping through her kitchen and caught it on video. Apparently the gator broke in to find food or find a mate. After a struggle with a trapper, the alligator was taken off site to be killed. The stupid old bag went on in animated fashion about how she got to touch the alligator and how its back was hard as stone. No mention of feeling badly that the alligator was destroyed for doing what nature intended it to do.

In other news, Yahoo! reports that Rocky, the 5-year old grizzly bear who wrestled Will Ferrell in Semi-Pro, attacked and killed his trainer, yesterday. This is extremely unfortunate. Rocky is known as the "best working bear in the business." Apparently it takes a genius to know that the words "working" and "bear" should NEVER GO TOGETHER. Bears are meant to roam the woods, not forced to wear a collar, mimic trainers on movie sets, and reside in crates.

We've learned that Colorado University's mascot Ralphie the Buffalo burst out of her pen and sprinted across Folsom football field with her handlers in hot pursuit, yesterday. This was the 750 pound bison's first appearance at a game. As Ralphie flung herself across the field, she managed to trample one of her handlers. Football and live bison. Good God, people.  

Finally, don't get me started on the man who recently starved a street dog in the name of art, and has been asked to recreate the performance at other locales. You can visit Margaret Cho's blog for details on that tragic story.

Animals aren't on this earth for human entertainment. Until we get a clue about this, crazy sad shit like the stories above will continue to happen.

Monday, April 21, 2008

Good movie with a bad title

Ajumma stepped into The Forbidden Kingdom expecting to see a trashy Hollywood train wreck with actors Jet Li and Jackie Chan thrown on the tracks.  Instead the film offered witty dialogue, a quick pace, reasonable action sequences, and lots of laughs.  Jackie Chan is a true showman and robust martial artist.  While Jet Li moved fluidly (his praying mantis made my heart skip a beat), his acting was very wooden.  Twice during the movie I recognized scenes straight out of Karate Kid.  Something to note is that the kiss between the white protagonist and the Asian girl which appeared in the preview never occurs in the film.  So unlike the Karate Kid, this white boy doesn't get the Asian girl.  Assssssa!

Sunday, April 20, 2008