With Indiana Jones' public relations machine working overtime, I'm starting to feel that I don't even need to see his new movie. I'll just read the plot on Movie Spoiler and call it a day.
The most recent proclamation from Crystal Skull producers is that Shia LaBeouf will not play Indiana's son, but rather his lover--I mean, his sidekick. We all know after Short Round there can be no other sidekick, thank you very much.
