Someone is trying too hard

Jessica Alba takes a break from complaining about her curves and how no one understands her pain in this month's Latina magazine. Now she's chirping on about having a "brown" baby and only speaking Spanish to it for the first few years. The problem is that Jessica can't speak Spanish herself. She complains, "People are just haters for no reason." I suspect people would hate her less if she would keep her yapper shut for a change.