A trillion years ago on Baywatch there was an Australian lifeguard character named Logan. Well, turns out Logan is a gay. He's a gay with a partner and a future Ugandan son. When I saw the photo, above, I thought it was a Logan, his partner, and '80s actor Emmanuel Lewis. Then I remembered that much like Ajumma, Webster's been hitting the Girl Scout cookies too hard and is a bit thicker through his middle.