Thursday, May 29, 2008

Meet Jeero

Jeero wants to hang out with you. Why? He needs you. Jeero thinks life is so complicated, so he needs you to comfort him. Wage and Babo ask him so many questions, and he isn't sure what makes them think he has any of the answers. Maybe they think his red nose means he's Jeero the wise. Well he's not! What time is it? Jeero has no idea. How do you get from here to there? Don't ask…Jeero doesn't know! Jeero just wants to sit on the couch with you and eat some snacks. Is that too much to ask? Jeero doesn't know, but he does know that you know it’s time for you to cancel your plans and hang out with the Uglydolls.

Ajumma once had a friend named Jeero. Jeero didn't think life was all that complicated as long as he could snag as many free lunches from work as possible and the tape on his glasses held his lenses together. What time is it? Jeero could tell you-literally and methaphorically. And if he didn't know, he'd brush you off in the bluntest form of Japanese possible. How do you get from here to there? Take his friend's car, which Jeero continually parked in tow-away zones to the point that cops put a warrant out for his friend's arrest. What do you mean the car is gone? Whoops! Just hop on the back of his 10-speed, cancel all your plans, and hang out for the rest of the day with Jeero .