
4:30 am Drag myself out of bed to turn on rice cooker.
5:00 am Spread the cooked rice to cool onto a sheet of tinfoil.
6:00 am Lay in bed dreaming that I'm stuffing the rice into the tofu pouches.
6:30 am Wake up and actually season and stuff rice into the tofu pouches.
7:00 am Pray that my coworkers will eat something resembling rice stuffed into testicle sacks.