During the height of the Tiger Woods hysteria, last month, I told my coworker that I wanted to make a t-shirt stating I had slept with Tiger Woods. We both thought it was funny. She advised that I should market that sucker fast before someone else came up with the idea. Weeks later when I had not yet done so, she asked why.
Ajumma: I thought it made light of infidelity.
Coworker (flatly): You obviously have stronger morals than I do.