Converse gussied up their shoes and created a prom collection. This begs the question where it's cool to wear Cons to prom, or just plain lame. I feel shiny Converse on a guy in a hot suit is fine, but sequined basketball shoes on a girl in a pretty dress is dorky. Just buy the strappy shoes already! It's only one night! I scare myself how I get more conservative as I age.