WTF hairstyle: Rat tails

What the heck is going on among Asian American men in Orange County? I've been away six months and see several of them sporting fatty rat tails. I'm scared. Do dragon dancers now require members to adopt such a hideous hairstyle? I had a serious desire to lean out my car window to let these otherwise handsome guys know how bad their hair looks. They won't attract the opposite sex that way. Rat tails and skin tight emo pants are no-nos for getting girls.*


*Unless you are Mick Jagger


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