Have I told you about the time I received hookers in the mail? My girlfriend in Northern California surprised me by shipping Hooker's Sweet Treats SeaSalted Caramels coated in dark chocolate to rural Minnesota. I ate the whole box. I don't even think they lasted long enough for my husband to set his eyeballs on them.
If you need to buy for someone who has everything or even nothing, I recommend sending hookers to them. For smaller batches you can order caramels via Rare Device.