Wednesday, November 14, 2007

People Magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive!"

People Magazine's annual "Sexiest Man Alive" issue hits newstands this week. This year's winner is Matt Damon, which confirms my suspicions that People's editors are fifty-year old, boring-ass white women. Of all the men in entertainment, who chooses Matt Damon as the most appealing? Here are some other men who made the "Sexiest" list:

Ryan Reynolds - (Hell yes. Funny and ripped. Please tell me he's an animal lover.)
James McAvoy - (Replace with Clive Owen)
Brad Pitt
Javier Bardem
Patrick Dempsey - (Replace with Adam Beach)
Dave Annable - (Replace with Carey Hart)
Will Smith - (Replace with Taye Diggs)
Shemar Moore- (Replace with Common)
Ben Affleck- (Replace with Eric Bana)
Adrian Grenier- (Replace with Daniel Henney)

Will Yun Lee - (Korean Americans represent)
Justin Timberlake - (Replace with Shia LaBeouf)
Here's my "Unsexiest Men Alive!" list:
1. Ben Affleck
2. Tom Cruise
3. Pete Wentz, Fall Out Boy bassist
4. Jewel's loser rodeo star boyfriend
5. Sting
6. Jeff Gordon, NASCAR driver
7. Justin Timberlake
8. Any of the male dancers on "Dancing with the Stars"
9. Andrew McCarthy
10. Jake Gyllenhall
11. Maggie Gyllenhall
12. Keith Urban
13. The twins from band Good Charlotte