Saturday, January 5, 2008

3 Things That Hate Ajumma

1. Cats

They gouge, they scratch, they jump on Ajumma's back. I think they sense I used to be a dog in a past life. (If I added a 4th item to this list, by the way, it'd be "cat people.")

2. Cacti

And succulents. Despite my widely known green thumb, cacti and succulents insist on dying in my care. It's starting to hurt my feelings.

3. Diesel store employees

These snotty retailers choose to completely ignore me. They pretend to dance to the techno remixes as they fold their overpriced t-shirts, but I know they see me wandering about about their store.