Thursday, November 8, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Wishes She Had This Career

I predict that 20-year old Canadian actress, Ellen Page, will be the next Scarlett Johanssen (only less skanky). Page is most famous for her starring role in 2005's "Hard Candy" where she played a 14 year old who confronts a sexual predator. Page also took on the role of Kitty Pride in "X-Men III." Her newest character is a spunky pregnant teen in "Juno," which is creating a splash on the film festival circuit. Good luck, Ellen! We hope your talents take you far without having to splash your ta-tas all over the media for attention.