Steven Yeun's got artsy fans

You know you've become famous when people create artwork of you. A striking drawing-Photoshop edit of The Walking Dead actor Steven Yeun by Maichan-art.

Impressive pastels by kss24

Steven Yeun as a school girl by gagambo

Digital art by andreaaustoni

Pencil portrait by SoulofSenepha

Previously:

So that's how they say it! (Steven Yeun and Sung Kang)

Jessica Gomes and her single-fold eyelids

Steven Yeun without eyebrows 

Z is for Zombie

This horse surfs better than I do

Yesterday morning I was a super hot mess of epic proportions falling off my board with weak unbalanced arms and hair in my face.  Part of it was because I was on a board two feet smaller than I was used to, but the main part was because I am so uncoordinated.  But at least I got out there by myself and kept at it.  Plus the sting ray I'm fairly certain I stepped on didn't sting me.  I'm going to start chalking up any time spent in the glorious ocean where a sting ray doesn't sting me as a successful session.

Image courtesy of Dave McGovern

Chilaquiles: The C is for comfort

In the two years I've been back in Southern California I've taken in a surprisingly little amount of Korean food.  These days all I want to eat is Mexican.  It's still tough as a lazy vegetarian (aka a pescetarian) to enjoy all the good stuff, but there are some dishes here and there that I can indulge in.  Case in point: CHILAQUILES!

The first time I dined on this Mexican breakfast dish was at Old Town Cafe in Seal Beach.  The cafe had chilaquiles (tortilla chips covered with tomatillo sauce, crema, queso, and scrambled eggs) on their Specials menu along with waffles and such.  Old Town Cafe's chilaquiles (served with red sauce) blasted my brain with so much dopamine it is my favorite food.

I've ordered chilaquiles at many restaurants and they vary radically in taste and quality.  Don't bother ordering them at a non-Mexican restaurant or at a place without Mexicans chefs.  The result will be food so bad that you will want to punt the plate like a football out the restaurant's front window.  Both the red and green sauces are lovely, but I prefer green.

How to say chilaquiles: Chee-la-KEY-les
How not to say chilaquiles: Chee-la-KWEE-les  (I ordered them this way once, in LA, and my friend said, "You live in California now.  You've got to get it together.")


Previously:
¡ Viva eloté !


Photos via Phoenix New Times, Sabor Gourmet, The Mexico Report

I'd totally live here: Naples

Let's hear it for Naples, the little island neighborhood in Long Beach, California!  The lots are tiny but the homes full of character.  Walk down the winding streets and you'll see Spanish, Cape Cod, Craftsman, and mid-century homes side by side--and it works!

140 Cordova Walk on Naples was for sale in January 2015.  Sellers were asking $819K.  It sold in March for $755.  The 1946 home has 1 bedroom and a 3/4 bathroom--perfect for a bachelor or bachelorette or a couple who doesn't believe in clutter.  I like its beachy, nautical vibe and outdoor entertainment space.  Because of its small size (714 sq ft) I wonder if it was originally a garage for one of its next door neighbors.

My only concern about this fun abode is that for the asking price of $819, there is no off-street parking.  Naples is a high-density island with tight, narrow streets.  Parking is at a premium. It appears before the bedroom jut-out was added you could pull a car onto the lot from off the alley.  I suppose one solution would be buy a Honda Fit and just deal with it. It might be an equal payoff for feeling like you're on vacation year-round.

 

Thumbs up for the open beam ceiling.  Bring your blankies and slippers, though, because it means there's very little insulation. 

 

 This  kitchen brings out my inner bohemian!

 

Previously at The Pad:
I'd totally live here: Bluff Park
I'd totally live here: Hong Kong
I'd totally live here: Ortega-Vigare adobe
Heck yeah, I'd live here: Echo Park

Other home features:
Newport Beach cottage makeover
Neutra home my idea of heaven
San Diego Cinderella home for sale
One house, three exteriors
Venice home restaged, back on market
Dream midcentury house: 1966 post and beam
Report: Lee Snijders at Home & Garden show

Who are my people?

• People who know the cruelty of factory farms and other “luxury” foods like veal and foie gras, and choose not support them
• People who make the extra effort to purchase non-animal tested products
• People who use their turn signals
• Asian Americans who grew up in the States
• Koreans, especially middle-class or down on their luck folks trying to get ahead
• Minnesotans and most other Midwesterners (except Packers fans)
• Lutherans
• Scandinavian and German Americans
• People who spent summers at the lake
• People with good senses of direction
• People who enter a space and immediately start redecorating it in their mind
• Homely Asian women
• People with terrible skin
• Binge eaters
• Non-smokers
• People who are called fat by Asians
• People who have outspoken mother-in-laws
• People who are good with plants
• People who respect and are compassionate to animals
• People who see black, white, and a large amount of gray

Who are your people?

Fortune Cookie baby slippers

Cutest baby slippers EVER!

Photo via babble.com

If Eliza were my friend...

Selfie is still on my brain. The finale of the canceled ABC comedy series (sadly) aired on Hulu on December 30, 2014.  As I watched the awkward romance bloom (kind of) between colleagues Eliza Dooley (wonderfully played by Scot, Karen Gillan) and Henry Higgs (portrayed by John Cho) I wondered why the heck Eliza would pursue Henry in the first place.  Henry, a marketing representative in Pharmaceuticals, is basically John Cho's character Harold Lee (from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle, one of my favorite movies ever) with several more layers of intensity and arrogance.  If Eliza were my friend (which right there is a problem since the show quickly established that self-absorbed Eliza had no real friends) I'd point out how Henry continually made her cry with his abrupt, reprimanding style.  My mantra is if a person causes you frequent tears before you are even dating, that is a red flag.  Plus Henry is practically incapable of having fun (though it is in him as we saw at the Blues Traveler concert) and his composure is so stiff (though he's got nicer shoulders than his rival Freddy.  Did anyone else notice that?).  I'd tell Eliza she could do better.  Maybe not her current Adonis boyfriend Freddy, but definitely not her arrogant, curmudgeon coworker Henry.  Sorry, Higgs.

Photo by Bob D'Amico via Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

Previously:
Selfie's Mr. Saperstein

Heart Pad Bowls @ West Elm

I've got a real thing for hearts.  I love pink and red color combinations.  It's the most girly thing about me.  I told my husband for my February birthday I'd like these porcelain heart bowls from West Elm and a red velvet cake from Paris Baguette.

 

Previously ♥

Ajumma's Red Velvet Cupcakes

Love is All Around You

Love Life by Danny Vino

I Love-Hate Los Angeles

Love Crime

Love Bites

Bobby Lee - "You are scientist. I am scientist."

A few weeks ago I was given a workplace credit card to purchase office supplies.  I hadn't even used it yet when I learned it had already been hacked.  Someone used its numbers to try to charge $5000 to a hotel in Michigan.  I BLAME NORTH KOREA!

We won't be seeing Franco and Rogen's The Interview anytime soon but we can always watch Bobby Lee's classic clip as a North Korean scientist (and Kim Jong Il) from MadTV.

Jessica Gomes and her eyelids

It is insane to look at swimsuit model Jessica Gomes and focus on her eyelids. I know this, and yet I am fascinated and excited that Jessica Gomes has single-fold eyelids.  I'd be willing to bet if she was a model in Asia (definitely in South Korea) she would have been asked a dozens of times over to get eyelid surgery by now.  Yet, the Australian is a successful model and covergirl so take that fake alien-eye obsessed Koreans with your narrow standards of female beauty!

Have you ever noticed that non-Asian people recognize that Asian eyes are different than their own, but have no idea about single vs. double fold eyelids?  Most of them blissfully are unaware differences like this even exist.  A Mexican friend was trying to describe the different between my eyes (small, moon shaped eyes with single fold eyelids) and those of my husband (huge eyes with deep, full eyelids upon which if he wore eye shadow you could unload an entire Sephora store).  My friend kept saying to me, "Your eyes go sideways more." I shut her down.  What she should have said was, "Your eyes are like happy moons when you smile."

To see more than just Jessica Gomes' eyebrows, watch her and Steven Yeun go on a date for CAPE's I AM Campaign.

Photos via CelebMafia and Zimbio