Cho's skinny jeans dazzle audience

John Cho and Kal Penn host tonight's Spike TV Guy Awards. I may tune in simply to catch Cho in his skinny jeans.

Ole' pappy Hugh Hefner walked the Golden Carpet and was honored as Alpha Male of the Year. The Girls Next Door came along to applaud their boyfriend's achievement. Usually I wouldn't post women who take their clothes off and party for a living, but with the series Rob & Big now over, The Girls Next Door has become my new guilty pleasure.

Ajumma's writing NBC's next big hit

For five years NBC has promised Last Comic Standing winners their own sitcom series and for five years the network has failed to deliver. I've got my own ideas about a successful series for winners Dat Phan and Josh Blue. I see Phan and Blue as roomates in San Francisco. They've got quirky neighbors. The guys each go on awkward dates. They've got nutty family members (like Dat's mom) who keep life exciting. They work for high strung bosses like Ricky Gervais and Kathy Griffith. The possibilities are endless! NBC better jump on this hot idea right now.

Johnny's deal with the devil

Johnny Depp walked on stage to claim his MTV movie award, last week, and jaws dropped. Women screamed. Diablo Cody actually swooned. I was sure the place was going to implode from the amount of estrogen generated at the sight of the movie star. What in god's name has Johnny Depp been doing to age so well? The only other guy I know who is aging as well is Daniel Lam, the owner of Shuang Cheng Restaurant near the University of Minnesota. I've seen Daniel behind the register for 18 years and swear the man gets younger as the days go by. I always have held firm that Daniel's made a pact with the devil for everlasting youthfulness. Maybe Johnny Depp did the same thing. Vanessa Paradis, Depp's longtime girlfriend, probably made a pact with the devil just to be with the actor. Smart gal.

Fat Pig Oinkganic Milk Chocolate

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A brilliant new take on sushi

By Jim Charalampidis. See a larger image here. I don't know about you, but it's hard for me to decide between the Drunken Irish and the Canadian Gigolo.

Moustache Edition Vol. 1

Bad moustache on Daniel Henney

Great moustache on Magnum P.I.

Could be worse moustache on Viggo

I've found my friend Jeero!

Jonathan Ross hosts "Japanorama" a series about the pop culture of Japan.

Angie's Kettlecorn will make you a better person

If you're one of those people who actually makes a grocery list, add Angie's Kettlecorn to your next shopping trip. It's all natural (I can pronouce every ingredient), low calorie, is guaranteed to impress your friends, increases your earning capacity, stops your mother from calling so frequently, and makes you a better driver. Look for Angie's in the natural foods section or wherever your store stocks exceptionally delicious foods.

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Coldplay's "Vida la Vida"

Defying expectations, Coldplay has released a surprisingly punchy first single off their new album Vida la Vida or Death to All His Friends. Cellos, violins, and percussion ring out in the title track Vida la Vida, their most vibrant song since Clocks from A Rush of Blood to the Head. Take a listen to Vida La Vida.

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