Sunday, March 30, 2008

Emo pants make Ajumma cry

Ever seen teens in your town lounging about in skinny jeans? I like to call them "Emo jeans," because the kids who wear them tend to be into Emo music. The jeans are low and tight in the butt, tight through the thigh and extra tight through the calves. They're basically demin tights. They only look good on anorexic British women. And yet, I've found it's mainly overweight teen girls and teen boys of all sizes that wear them.

When I see young guys in emo jeans, I feel like I am doing them a disservice by not telling them that women aren't likely to flock to a man in leggings...unless that man is Mick Jaggar.