Friday, May 15, 2009

Blonde Joke of the Day

An ambitious young blonde man, in need of money, decided to hire himself out as a handyman. He began knocking on doors in a wealthy neighborhood looking for work. He met the owner at one house and asked whether he had any jobs for him to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

The blonde said, “How about $50?”

The man agreed and told him that the paint and ladder were in the garage. After a short time, the blonde came to the door to collect his money.

“You’re finished already?” the owner asked.

“Yes,” the blonde answered, “I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the owner reached in his pocket for the $50.

“By the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”